17-10-2005, 12:55 PM
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Whats Your favourite worst joke ever told, one of my favourites has to be:
Man: Doctor Doctor, I can't stop singing "Green Green Grass of home" Doc: Are You Joking Man: No, Honestly Doc: Oh, I think I know what you have! Man: Please Tell me? Doc: You've caught TomJones-itus Man: Is it common Doc Well......Its not unnnusssualllllll  |
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17-10-2005, 12:57 PM
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That's not even a joke, you know... :eeeeeh: Unless you were asking for the worst WRONG-told joke one ever heard... :w00t:
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17-10-2005, 01:02 PM
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It is a bad joke, but a joke non the less. :bleh: |
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17-10-2005, 01:18 PM
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Wanna hear worse?
Get over here - I can't shout that loud!  |
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17-10-2005, 01:19 PM
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Lets hear it?
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17-10-2005, 01:22 PM
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Exactly... that was the point... Now if that's not a bad joke I don't know what is... so you better not get me started - or I'll go and resurect the WORST JOKE ever thread and start posting as many terrible jokes as I possibly can.
Like this: What's big, brown and goes oom, oom? A big brown cow walking backwards. And here come the tomatoes: |
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17-10-2005, 01:26 PM
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What's small, red and white, and spins in a circle?
Baby in a blender. Why do you put a baby in the blender feet-first? To see the expression on his face. How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw him hard enough. What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? A truck full of dead babies with a live one trying to eat his way out. What's worse than a fridge with sixteen dead babies? One dead baby between sixteen fridges. I got too many of these :P |
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17-10-2005, 01:43 PM
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Shouldn't that first one be Tom Jones-itis? It makes slightly more sense then...
I'm pretty sure there's a massive thread about this already. |
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17-10-2005, 01:50 PM
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What does the blind man say when walking by the fish-market? "Hey Gals!" |
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17-10-2005, 04:01 PM
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 But here is one gross... A child molester goes to the golden gate in heaven after he died and saint peter ask's him,: Do you wanna talk to god? Then the Child molester say's :no, but i'd like to speak to baby jesus.  |
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