What's small, red and white, and spins in a circle?
Baby in a blender.
Why do you put a baby in the blender feet-first?
To see the expression on his face.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw him hard enough.
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies?
A truck full of dead babies with a live one trying to eat his way out.
What's worse than a fridge with sixteen dead babies?
One dead baby between sixteen fridges.
I got too many of these :P
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