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[Yobor]

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
8. Do not harm little children.
9. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
10. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

What does this religion sound like?

[Blood-Pigggy]

Um, either you're exaggerating a religion, or that's the Zulu warfare religion celebrated in the more warlike tribes about a few hundred years ago or so.

[Yobor]

No, it's a religion. It's metaphorical der. :-P Guess it.

[TheVoid]

I know what that is. Let's say it's more of an "alternative" religion than a largely accepted cult. :whistle:

[omg]

yobor, this religion sounds like a really good idea especially

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
** 8. Do not harm little children.
9. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

actually they are all good rules but those are my faves from the list.

if it turns out to be christianty im gonna be right annoyed.

[Evad]

reminds me of some verses I read in the satanic bible.(I'm NOT a satanist btw).

[Chuck the plant]

It IS from the satanic bible.

[Yobor]

Yeah definitely Church of Satan doctrine. I left out the magic dealie- one.

[wendymaree]

Originally posted by omg@Dec 14 2005, 12:06 AM


if it turns out to be christianty im gonna be right annoyed.

Christianity teaches to turn the other cheek...that is, not to react if someone does something that you don't like. I've come to understand this, I think. In the big picture, it doesn't matter what people do to you. This doesn't reflect on you at all. It's only how you react to other people that shows what kind of person you are.

Hey, I've broken rule no 1 from the satanic bible. Yippee.

[omg]

eek, does this make me a satanist then? i agree with all the rules except 1. evryone is entitled to express there opinions. and rule 2 seems against moaning. im english. its my right to moan.