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[Havell]

This is a thread where we can share jokes we heard, I'll start it off:

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman are put in solitary confinement by a judge, but he says they can each take one thing in with them. The Scotsman takes his wife (the judge had to agree), the Englishman took his phone and the Irishman got out his calculator, worked something out and took 3,000 cartons of cigarettes.
After the 10 years were up the Scotsman came out with his wife and 12 children they had had, the Englishman announced he was now a millionaire through a business he had started over the phone, the Irishman came out and asked, "Anyone got a light?".