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[Classic Pig]

Considering all the talk about :SPAM: I have decided to put this in!

This is the script to the link below...

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

Spam Song

Hope it works!

[mouse31e]

Some of TV's finest moments include those men!

Who else could have thought of that? :blink: :crazy:

Fantastic, and as you said at the start, extremely relevant!

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Ahhhhh that was great. k:

LOL LOL LOL

[bjbrains2002]

:SPAM: is one of monty pythons funniest moments, when i saw that sketch I was laughing so hard I almost went crazy.

[wormpaul]

Spam is the magic Word :Titan:

[Pharaoh]

:Titan: That´s good, I will........SPAM. :Titan:





HAHAHA

[bjbrains2002]

Did u guys hear that monty python are doing a holy grail musical?

[bjbrains2002]

LOL in the i'm having the spam spam spam... i only have one question, Beaked beans?

[evilded]

The word has lost all meaning after reading that...

[Classic Pig]

Originally posted by bjbrains2002@Dec 19 2004, 03:41 AM
LOL in the i'm having the spam spam spam... i only have one question, Beaked beans?

Ah yes - Baked beans - the highlight of Britains culinary achievements. Actually they are not too bad but boy do they create gas! :whistle: Fortunately the restaurant is out of stock so don't worry about it - in that case it wil be spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam and spam! :roflol: