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[The Fifth Horseman]

I think he already did, with Bloodrayne. Seeing the trailers was enough of a warning to make me avoid the thing like hell.

[Blood-Pigggy]

That's the gayest demon I've ever seen, look at how he's poised, claws ready to sissy slap you away.

"Oh, geth away!"

[TheChosen]

Originally Posted by Blood-Pigggy

That's the gayest demon I've ever seen, look at how he's poised, claws ready to sissy slap you away.

"Oh, geth away!"

Not to mention that it shoots fireballs from his knee's.

Originally Posted by verek_22

I did not even know that a Castlevania movie was being made. Kinda bad to find out about it like this. I suppose it works both ways: games of films are terrible, and films of games are terrible (Both with the odd exception, of course).

Hitman is an exception. That movie was good and it really used it source material. On the other hand, this movie isnt.

This movie might be good, or at least decent, but its just like a rewritten story of the Dracula with Castlevania sticker slapped on it. Technically, If you'd remove the Belmonts and the castle, this wouldnt have anything to do with Castlevania

Originally Posted by The Fifth Horseman

There was apparently one already - "Castlevania: Dracula's Curse" (direct to DVD, unfortunately) written by Warren Ellis.

Where?!

[The Fifth Horseman]

Originally Posted by TheChosen

Where?!

Whoops, my mistake. It apparently isn't out yet.
But since it's written by Warren, you know it can't be bad (just grab any comic book he wrote and see for yourself)

http://www.dsfanboy.com/2006/10/16/w...evania-script/
http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/46842
http://castlevaniadraculascurse.com/

[Talin]

Originally Posted by The Fifth Horseman

Whoops, my mistake. It apparently isn't out yet.
But since it's written by Warren, you know it can't be bad (just grab any comic book he wrote and see for yourself)

http://www.dsfanboy.com/2006/10/16/w...evania-script/
http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/46842
http://castlevaniadraculascurse.com/

it would prob suck like that AD&D Dragonlance movie. damn that was pure rape against some good books.

[Tervez]

Originally Posted by TheChosen

Hitman is an exception. That movie was good and it really used it source material.

No offense or anything, but instead of a cunning, cold blooded assasin, we have a big softy who's killing people in one minute, and then falling in love with a random chick. That's not the way I imagine 47 would react. He would shoot the woman dead before she could even say "Don't shoot...", because she's a potential witness.

[Playbahnosh]

Originally Posted by Tervez

No offense or anything, but instead of a cunning, cold blooded assasin, we have a big softy who's killing people in one minute, and then falling in love with a random chick. That's not the way I imagine 47 would react. He would shoot the woman dead before she could even say "Don't shoot...", because she's a potential witness.

I second that. Moreover, who the hell cast that freak as Agent 47? He is better suited to play Rainman, Peter Pan or even Godzilla, but not Hitman. The only logical choice for Agent 47 would've been Jason Statham. D'uh!


Oh, and movie producers should stop making movies about games. It's like trying to paint an opera. Quite retarded and misses the point. :notrust:

[Tervez]

You can make good movies based on games, but somehow the movie either doesn't follow the game's plot at all (Doom), or the movie just plain sucks (Uwe Boll).

I hope that at least the Postal movie doesn't flop. It can't be that hard to make a "good" movie out of that.

[Playbahnosh]

You can make good movies based on games, but somehow the movie either doesn't follow the game's plot at all (Doom), or the movie just plain sucks (Uwe Boll).

As I was saying... quite retarded and misses the point... all of 'em.

[shunkeatenemy]

Originally Posted by The Fifth Horseman

I think he already did, with Bloodrayne. Seeing the trailers was enough of a warning to make me avoid the thing like hell.

Yeah that one was bad. I heard his Dungeon Siege movie was good in a sense it was so bad to begin with. kinda like a B movie. Only video game movie I wanna see is Postal but the theaters refuse to show it.