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[Danny252]

I live in Coalbrookdale, Telford, in the UK. We invented a way to smelt iron, made ourselves the first iron bridge, and named our village after the coal, the brook and the dale, and the town after Thomas Telford, the engineer dude.
We chucked all the undesirable people over the river. They're in Brosely. We would blow up the bridges, but since one brings in the tourists, we're happy just to shoot on sight.
Yes, we even chucked the chavs over there.