(with a voice of TV wonder-gizmo advertiser)
So, you had a hard time against Sectopods, Commander? They are indeed extremely resistant to conventional and plasma weapons.
Fear not!
Solution is to always pack a laser weapon or two.
Unlike the filthy alien weapons, these are genuine Human technology, do not require you to burden yourself with extra clips as they never run out of ammo and are safe for the enviroment!
Only 2500$ apiece!
Order now and receive a free set of towels!
LOL (sorry, I could not resist)
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"God. Can't you people see I'm trying to commit a crime against science and nature here?"
-- Reed Richards
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