REally funny, but I knew that one :whistle:
I prefer the version when she's not pushing babies - but has to throw her baby off the burning house. The goal-keeper catches it and WHAM!
I found out a long time ago, that if you wish to tell a joke no-one has ever heard you must make it up your self.
Two probles - they usually aren't that funny, and there's no guaranty that no-one had heard it already. Maybe it's just you who haven't heard it yet.
So I made up some jokes of my own (hope they're amusing at least).
Ancient Greece a village of Kentaors (half horse - half men).
A young Kentaor leaves his village to study medicine with the great healer Hypocrates. A few years latter he returns and finds his good friend bleeding with an arrow in the chest.
"Help me" says the friend.
"I know you too good for that. You won't be able to pay me."
"But I'm gonna die!"
"So? No money - no help."
Then that friends thinks really hard and says: "Well you studied with Hipocrates. What about his oath?"
"That doesn't apply for vets!"
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