I am such a geek.
Once, in university, I was working on coding some stupid exercise or another, and my friend was sitting next to me, working on coding a graph that visually displayed the various sorting algorithm efficiencies...
He turned to me and said, "Something's just not right. What do you think?"
I looked at the screen, and the graph was most definitely not displaying correctly. Lines were going out of the margins, were not behaving according to the actual algorithms, etc.
I turned to my friend with a straight face and said:
"Well... it's a graph... of sorts..."
(If you get this, and laugh, you deserve to be locked up just as much as I do.)
Edit: Sorry about the

ness... it's been one of those nights, and I couldn't resist