Some jokes I heard in Germany (I'll post only the more harmless ones):
What is the difference between a long skirt and miniskirt??
A: The access time
"Mama", cries Eve, "Claus squirted me full in the bath!" -
"Squirt simply back." - "I can't, mama. I'm a girl, after all."
A woman has always the last word by an controversy. Anything the man could say after yet, would be a beginning of a new controversy.
"Hallo Hugo, imagine - I'll be a father"
"And why do you make such a sad face?"
"Well, I'll have to tell that to my wife yet."
The subway is completely full. Georg says to a lady standing near him:
"There left above is a hand grip." "Thank you, I already have one!"
"I know, but unfortunately I'll have to step out now."
A bodily woman positions herself before the mirror and says:
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the most beautiful in the entire country?"
Answers the mirror: "Go to the side, I can't see anything!"
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