Bzz... Beep...

(
Branjo)Hello? Hello? I hope you are not
Lost in Space...
Happy birthday, O great and majestic
Space God from
Holland(
e)!
I would very much like to post my
puns,
infamous and
unfunny
bad jokes and
nonsense, but as I took a ear prick from the great
Emperor Japo(
deis)

(not
Capo 
nor
Paco 
), I content myself with restraining myself

...
I am sure you would feel very *ahem* “flattered” and “proud”...