Maybe the DOS version rival, Jazz Jackrabbit, (which has been posted in offers as a review for consideration) might have come in handy in these circumstances.
Of course you have to consider the fact that Sonic's birthday grants you a larger portion of Latest News while a review will maybe get you a few sentences, tucked away without notice, with nary a mention of the reviewer's existence.
I sometimes ponder these things when seeing posts requesting help from translators or reviewers. Then I laugh and laugh and laugh...
