>use Jumanji game
"You decide to try and 'roll into' Jumanji. However, no matter how many times you roll the dice or damage the board, nothing happens."
>summon Mah Lazar!
"Check the spellbook to see if such a summoning exists."
>read spellbook for Mah Lazar! spell
"After reading through the spellbook, you notice a spell called 'Mah Lazar!', which, if summoned, will p0wn anyone or anything in its path. You also note that it requires the knowledge of some bizarre school of magic to be able to summon this spell."
>summon Mah Lazar!
"Disregarding the requirement in the spellbook, you psych yourself, get crazy, and read aloud the incantation in the book:
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!!! WAAGH!!!!!
Instead of Mah Lazar! firing out of your mouth, like depicted in the book, nothing happens..."
Inventory:
A survival knife
8 gold coins
A book on summoning magic
A canteen of water
A white leisure suit
180 points at karaoke
A giant headache
A damaged "Jumanji" board game
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Your gameplay experience is meaningless without manuals.
Proud Beta Tester for Desura Since October 28, 2010
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