[Frodo]

Originally Posted by arete

Bring me back a giant transforming mecha, pls, if you go.

In other news, i got to pat a freaking huge giraffe on his soft fluffy nose yesterday. Hand-reared, you see. Majestic creature, can kill a lion with one kick, lowered his huge alien head and allowed me to stroke his cute lil whiskers. And he sniffed the ear of the conservation officer, who happens to be allegic to giraffes, so that his ear itched for the rest of the game drive. Named Gambit, wch is a lovely name for a giraffe. Giraffes have saliva that completely numbs their mouths, because they feed on sweetthorn and other acacias, so think thorns up to six inches long. Also, male giraffes are bald on the tops of their heads. Some things never change

Awww, so CUTE. You're so lucky you got to pat one.