My new pet! Henceforth thy name shall be Cuddles and you shall feed daily on the finest steak

And possibly marshmallows, depending on my mood. I've always wanted a furry suit and big pink bee antennae. I blame Chewbacca for this. Chewbacca and the strange woman who plays the drums for Mika. I don't know what the song was, because I was watching the music video with the sound off, as having a fever and watching mute music videos is the closest to an acid trip you can achieve without spending the retirement fund. It helps that you can invent stupid lyrics, eg Mika carolling about his tiny balls, and imagine that it's the preprandial entertainment for the Emperor of the Galactic Evil Empire who's about to eat them, but that's just a bonus. Oh dear, brain all squishy.