Farmer: YOU CRASHED IN MY HOUSE!!!!
*Starts chasing Tomekk wiht pitchfork*
Tomekk: Can I just shoot the bastard?
Chosen: No, we don't need extra attention
*Farmer stops chasing Tomekk and watches sadly he's house*
Farmer: You wrecked my house...
*Farmer runs inside old wooden shack, 5 minutes pass and finnaly he comes out with brand new sniper*
Tomekk: HIT THE DECK!!
Farmer: Calm down, I just need to get rid of it.
*He throws sniper in the woods and goes back to shack and starts fixing*
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<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some f*ggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother f*cker
Last edited by aarne; 23-08-2009 at 08:58 PM.
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