Ummm, you might not have noticed, but we are no longer the People's Shoutbox Liberation Army. We are now the
Victorious People's Shoutbox Liberation Army.
Medals will be given in recognition to the sacrifices made, the selfless devotion to our common Cause and the heroic deeds performed by the Victorious People in their valiant battle against the oppressors of free shouting. Promotions are also to be given to the ones that felt no greater satisfaction than to be at the front line, in dire peril, pointing in which direction the bold and glorious People's Army would march for certain and decisive Victory. Tea and cookies are to be served in the lobby afterwards.
In memory of our fallen (if any) Heroic Comrades (to the not quite dead yet: Come out from your covers. We have won!)
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We shall go on to the end, we shall shout in France, we shall shout on the seas and oceans, we shall shout with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our shoutbox, whatever the cost may be, we shall shout on the beaches, we shall shout on the landing grounds, we shall shout in the fields and in the streets, we shall shout in the hills; we shall never surrender"
On behalf of the VPSLA's High Command
Field Marshall Mighty Midget