Listen, i'm having a bad day. My gay teenage son keeps suckling off the teet of daddy's bank account, i spent three hours on the can today due to bad bowel problems from a spicy curry, and I'm finding i can't satisfy my wife sexually. Asking a client of our servers for his account name and password really shouldn't be giving such an ulcer, so be a good customer and give up the goods before I have a heart attack and add more problems to my brilliant life!
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