[chainsoar]

A Jewish guy and a Chinese guy are in a bar, sitting side by side on their barstools. After a while the Jewish guy leaps off his stool and punches the Chinese guy in the head, knocking him off his barstool. "What the HELL was that for?" the Chinese guy cries. "That was for Pearl Harbor" replies the Jew. "That was the Japanese, you idiot! I'm Chinese!" says the Chinese man. The Jew answers, "Buck teeth, slitty eyes, it's all the same to me". The Chinese man gets back on his barstool and goes quiet for a while. Then, all of a sudden, he jumps out of his seat and hammers the Jew in the head, knocking him off the stool and a considerable distance across the floor. The Jew, shocked and in a fair amount of pain, says "I suppose that was revenge, huh?", to which the Chinese man replies, "No. That was for the Titanic, you bastard.". "What are you talking about? What do Jews have to do with that? That was an iceberg, for God's sake!". The Chinese man looks at him and says, "Iceberg, Goldberg, it's all the same to me."