Here are a few nonsense ones I can up with a while ago....
What do you get when you get rid of all your perfume?
An absence of scents!
What do you get when you have a brain transplant with George W Bush?
An absence of sense!
What do you get when you empty your bag of money?
An absence of cents!
This year’s yard sale:
Nothing to buy
Nothing to buy
I’d rather have a custard pie
For a bob, I’d like a job
A job is fine
A job is fine
It will get me out of the unemployment line.
Jokes:
You think my jokes are crummy
I’d rather play gin rummy
But I have no money
So I will eat some honey
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