Once upon a time there was a man who owned a pet rabbit. The little critter was a complete pervert and tried to copulate with anything that moved: canaries, tortoises, cats, dogs, the neighbour's hamster, the neighbour's wife...
...eventually, and after numerous complaints, the man decides to get rid of his furry lustful friend. He puts him in his car, drives all the way to the desert and drops him there.
The following day, the man is filled with remorse. He decides to search for his bunny and races to the place where he had dropped him.
After a few hours of searching under the scorching sun, the man finds his bunny lying on his back, seemingly lifeless. Vultures are flying around it.
He bursts into tears:
''My poor, poor bunny! What have I done?! I loved you so much, and now you're dead!!!!''
And suddenly....
''Schhhhh...shut up, dammit!!!'', the bunny whispers. ''You just wait until those hot-looking vultures land....''
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