hows about...
you are an elf. not tolkien style but those little ones of santas that looks like hobbits but are called elfs so xmass peeps dont get tolkiens lawyers on there case
*ahem* anyways
father christmass has been put in prison for molestation charges but someone still has to deliver the presents unfortuantly the other elves are all busy sciving scince father xmass has been in chokey and the machines that make the presents have rusted. and mrs xmass has gone and gotten drunk with the raindeers so they cant fly.
you have to fix the machines by clicking on cupboards untill you find the oil can. you then have to negotiate with the elves union rep to get them back to work. they wont do this without a pay rise so you have to ho out mrs xmass to make the money to pay them.then you have to put the raindeers on a coffe drip feed (find the coffe by clicking on some random rock or something) then you have to find a flying licence before elf traffic control will let you take off. finally you have to visit father xmass in prison to get his naughty and nice list off him. but he wont do this unless you smuggle him in some brandy and mince pies. before you can do this you need to get your anus stretched so you can carry the items he wants in without detection....
jobs done i think
ho ho ho ect..
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