Nah, what you need is a kind word. No one should be forced into doing something...
*sweet voice*
Horseman. Oh Horseman. I do believe it's time for me to start reminding you (hopefully you won't think I'm rude for saying this) that there is a certain web site that needs to be finished and you should probably consider devoting some of your time in order to make it happen. Otherwise you'll just become wery depresed and start cutting your toes off with a a razor blade which might be slightly painful (or a downright agony - depending on the speed of the cutting proces) and in order for you to keep your toes you really should go back to work.
Have a nice day!
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