ok then I challenge you in the most basic of all photoshop techniques: retouching!
1. we need a judge
2. we need two or three pictures
3. we need someone who tells us how to combine them
4. we take some days time
5. we post the results at the same time (mabe via pm to the judge)
6. they are both published in a poll and we let the audience decide
par ex 1st photo of a helicopter, 2nd of a person, 3rd of a city -> we need to put the helicopter flying over the city with the person hanging under it ... let the better one win ...
I suggest TheChosen as the chosen judge - if someone can do it, it's him

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