The teacher in a kindergarden talked to the children what they did over the weekend.
A little girl said: I went on a choo-choo ride with my daddy.
Teacher: That's nice, but try to use a grown-up word instead and say - a train ride.
Another little girl: We went to visit nana.
Teacher: That's nice, but try to use a grown-up word instead and say - grandmother.
A little boy: I read a book!
Teacher: Really? Which one?
The little boy -trying to make a deep grown up voice: Winny the S*h*i*t!
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