The bacteria thing is free (all you have to do is shed your mortal shell...)
And about the wolf benefits...
-Related to dogs (so the pee and walk naked thing apply here too)
-Always live in packs!
-You're authorized to brutally slaughter your prey in the most vicious way possible (and the National Geographic guys like that too)
-Mate a lot! (as in: have sexual intercourse at least 6 times a day)
-Hardly any enemies (face the truth, wolves own the earth)
And that's all folks
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