Ive never had nothing to top any of those, then again i do have a hi pain tolerence, so ill list the most painful stuff thats happened to me that i can remember.
twice in grade 3 i tripped onto some gravel and pertty much had a layer of skin removed, the skin that was remvoed didnt hurt it was the the antceptic wash the one teacher used. ive been saced a couple times and brought to the ground, been kicked in the stomach, gotten soccer balls in my face. Broke my leg a week before my birthday, and got sick from the painkillers (which caused more pain). got a tennis ball in the eye (hit the eye). that was all in elementry.
And I got a tattoo done like 3 weeks ago and that hurt, but it was good pain .
oh and i got assmiated by the borg