[Tom Henrik]

For me the ranks have been:

0 posts = n00b
1 - 20 (?) = newbie spammer
? - ? = forum hobbit
tha abandonia smurf
tha abandonia zuppah smurf

Of course, I'm special! 8)

I think your next rank will be abandonia nerd. After that you become a Tech Wizz (apparantly at 100 post). The next one is at 200. Then the last is at 500.

I think...

but I could be wrong.