Well, there used to be this really gullible girl (whom ironically I dated) at my church..and we used to make up jokes that were nonsense and tell her..and she would always pretend to get it so as not to feel stupid..it was really fun.
One of them was:
Q:How many pancakes does it take to cover a football field?
A:Two because a motorcycle doesn't have doors.
Now..a real joke that people used to tell..which is kinda pathetic now that I think about it..and sorry if this is over vulgar..
You just casually throw into conversion: "Oh man, this morning I ran over a dickfor(saying this as one fast word) with my car!"
The person then says, "What's a dick for?"
Wee.
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