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Old 20-07-2005, 07:13 AM   #96
JudgeDeadd
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What is it: small, white and eats rocks?
Small, white rock eater.

What is it: small, white and eats sand?
Small, white rock eater on a diet!!!

- Dad, give me 50 dollars
- 40 dollars? Why do you need 30 dollars? Okay, here you have 20 dollars and don't lose those 10 dollars!

How many actions do you need to put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
3: open refrigerator, put in giraffe, close fridge.

How many actions do you need to put an elephant into a refrigerator?
4: open refrigerator, put out the giraffe, put in elephant, close fridge.

Lion announced a great meeting of all animals. Which animal didn't come?
- Elephant, it's sitting in the fridge!!!

There's a river in Africa, inhabited by crocodiles. You have no bridge, no boat, and you want to get to the other side. How?
- Just swim, all the crocodiles are on the great meeting...

What do you call a man which hasn't got a left eye, left arm, left leg, left ear?
- ALL RIGHT!!!

What is the favourite drink of platfrom game players?
- 7-Up
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