Ok camels are out and elephants are in!
Q.Why is there a 12 'o clock curfew in place in Africa?
A. Elephants skydive at midnight.
Q.Why are crocodiles flat?
a. They ignored the curfew.
Q.How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?
A.Paint his toenails red.
Q.How do you know it works?
A.Have you ever seen an elephant in cherry tree?
Q. How do you know you have an elephant under your bed?
A. You wake up and your nose is 6 inches from the ceiling...
OK enough for now
but I have many more (sad!!!)