Crappy reasons like these? :P
1)"Right, that's the second time in three months that you've worn blue socks with that red skirt. Enough is enough!" *dump*
2)"You put milk in your Earl Grey tea???" *dump*
3)" 'Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall...' - hey, that reminds me of something:" *dump*
4) "Your algorithms are all wrong. I'm frightfully sorry, old girl, but I can't possible date a bad mathematician." *dump*
5) "Heads I dump her, tails I don't dump her... heads." *dump*
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