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![]() Granted. Now we have the global cooling. Hope you have lots of wool.
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![]() Granted, but you destroy millions of people's childhood memories in the process, so they hunt you down and kill you.
I wish I didn't have to go out tonight.
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![]() Granted; you now have absolutely no friends, family, or associates with whom you could go out with even if you wanted.
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![]() Granted, as a prisoner in a remote, secret Gulag camp, the fellow prisoners teach you all you want to know as payment for picking up their soap bars in the shower.
I wish time was of no relevancy
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![]() Granted, but now no-one knows if they're coming or going, and everyone goes insane.
I wish for less badgers
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![]() granted, and you get .. SNAAAAAAKEEEEEE
i wish for picture of somebody in a full size *cough cough*
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![]() Granted, you get a picture of me being pissed off on you for interrupting my response. In full size!
I wish that the universal balance would create an abstract layer of consiousness in every living being therefore creating a time-space distortion that can only be avoided by eating large cheese sandwiches with extra mayonaisse.
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![]() Granted, but now everyone thinks you're a weirdo for making that wish, so they avoid you. You die alone, but at least you have an abstract layer of consciousness while you do it.
I wish for cheese to be readily available in my neck of the woods...
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![]() Granted. Cheese is now EVERYWHERE, and I mean everywhere. Soon you are sick of it and you only want a ritz, but you can't have any coz there is no room left coz of all the cheese.
I wish I had a working stove
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![]() Granted. And now you have to actually cook. Eeeew!
I wish for my badgerland to become true
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