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[TheChosen]

Granted. Now we have the global cooling. Hope you have lots of wool.


I wish people would realize that Winnie the Pooh is all about "The moneyh!"

[Lulu_Jane]

Granted, but you destroy millions of people's childhood memories in the process, so they hunt you down and kill you.

I wish I didn't have to go out tonight.

[ReamusLQ]

Granted; you now have absolutely no friends, family, or associates with whom you could go out with even if you wanted.

I wish I could speak fluent Russian

[Mighty Midget]

Granted, as a prisoner in a remote, secret Gulag camp, the fellow prisoners teach you all you want to know as payment for picking up their soap bars in the shower.

I wish time was of no relevancy

[Lulu_Jane]

Granted, but now no-one knows if they're coming or going, and everyone goes insane.

I wish for less badgers

[_r.u.s.s.]

granted, and you get .. SNAAAAAAKEEEEEE

i wish for picture of somebody in a full size *cough cough*

[Tulac]

Granted, you get a picture of me being pissed off on you for interrupting my response. In full size!


I wish that the universal balance would create an abstract layer of consiousness in every living being therefore creating a time-space distortion that can only be avoided by eating large cheese sandwiches with extra mayonaisse.

[Lulu_Jane]

Granted, but now everyone thinks you're a weirdo for making that wish, so they avoid you. You die alone, but at least you have an abstract layer of consciousness while you do it.

I wish for cheese to be readily available in my neck of the woods...

[Mighty Midget]

Granted. Cheese is now EVERYWHERE, and I mean everywhere. Soon you are sick of it and you only want a ritz, but you can't have any coz there is no room left coz of all the cheese.

I wish I had a working stove

[Tulac]

Granted. And now you have to actually cook. Eeeew!

I wish for my badgerland to become true