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The worst jokes are people making suggestions on how to spell abandonia.
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11-05-2005, 03:36 AM
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11-05-2005, 06:05 AM
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A priest, a worker and a duck walk into a bar. The barman asks:
'What is it, a joke?' LOL
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11-05-2005, 09:01 AM
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Two tomatoes were walking on the road. One suddenly says:
"Look out! You will be ran by a Mercedessssssss." |
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11-05-2005, 10:55 AM
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Well that one makes no sense.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing. How do you get down off an elephant? You don't you get down off a duck. |
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11-05-2005, 01:57 PM
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Ah, well, here goes a german joke which translates pretty well
(and hopefully is bad enough for this thread) It's winter, and it's freezing. A man goes to a clothing shop and says: "I want to buy underwear." The man behind the counter asks: "Long?" And the man replies: "I want to buy 'em, not rent them" :bannana:
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11-05-2005, 02:12 PM
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Q: Where does the king keep his armies?
A: Up his Sleevies! :roflol: |
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11-05-2005, 03:29 PM
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Why did the sand blush?
Because the seaweed. The pinnacle of humour... |
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11-05-2005, 04:01 PM
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Why was this thread named "worst jokes" ? I actually find these hilarious... :blink:
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11-05-2005, 04:10 PM
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ok, then:
A woman came at the doctors..... 
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