27-11-2005, 01:41 PM
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Man with carrot up his nose: What's wrong with me?
Doctor: You're not eating properly. |
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27-11-2005, 01:54 PM
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Why did a man put a carrot in his mouth?
Because its hard to eat with ear or nose (but its possible to eat with eyes). |
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28-11-2005, 09:20 AM
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Ummm...
Mr. Nobody and Mr. Stupid, went out for a swin in the lake, Nobody is drowning, Stupid is calling the Police: "Help, Nobody si drowning !!!" "What ? Are you Stupid ??? " "Yes, I am ! " |
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28-11-2005, 03:03 PM
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LOL
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28-11-2005, 03:16 PM
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I now present to you, the version of the world's funniest joke that the Germans attempted to win the war with, here goes...
"There were zwei peanuts walking down the strasse, and one of them was a salted...peanut, hahahaha" |
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28-11-2005, 03:21 PM
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28-11-2005, 07:13 PM
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:roflol: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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03-12-2005, 01:07 AM
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a truck carying chickens has crashed:
thousands of chickens cross the road and noone can tell why! |
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03-12-2005, 01:16 AM
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What do you get if you cross Dracular with the Snow Queen?
Frost bite. Seeing this is the Worst Joke thread, I can post with confidence. :whistle: |
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03-12-2005, 01:51 AM
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Why did the medium cross the road?
To get to the other side... wooo spooky... and What do you call a cat that has eaten an entire duck? A duck filled fatty puss... Man I suck. Mike |
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