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Old 21-07-2005, 12:28 PM   #101
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Two blondes walk into a building.

You'd think one of them would have seen it!
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Old 21-07-2005, 01:12 PM   #102
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Two blondes walk down the street.
The middle one falls in a hole.
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Old 22-07-2005, 06:31 AM   #103
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Two blondes walk into a building.

You'd think one of them would have seen it!
D'oh! Such jokes were already told on this thread. Like "a guy walks into a bar, ouch."
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Old 22-07-2005, 01:30 PM   #104
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Two men were scrubbing the decks of a ship. One says to the other:
"where's the soap?"
The other replies:
"Yeah it sure does"


Read it out loud to yourself.
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Old 22-07-2005, 02:15 PM   #105
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I dont get that one... explain?
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Old 22-07-2005, 02:20 PM   #106
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I have t3h \/b3R 1337 j0k3!

A man walks into a pub -

Ow!
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Old 23-07-2005, 10:28 AM   #107
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I dont get that one... explain?
Second guy heard the first guy say "Wear's the soap" instead of "Where's the soap".

And as you are scrubbing the soap wear's out, so he replies "Yeah it does".

As you can see it is a very bad joke and deserves it place in this thread.
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Old 24-07-2005, 01:33 AM   #108
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A: How much?
B: 15.
A: What do you mean '15'?
B: What do you mean 'how much'?
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Old 24-07-2005, 10:48 AM   #109
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two skyscrapers sit in a basement as suddenly an earthquake comes down the stairs. says the fist skyscraper to the second "HEy I am afraid!". Says the second "No prob, I 've got a yoghurt in my bag".


Hahahahah ...

Never really understood this one. My sister told this over and over agaun in the mid-80s. They called it anti-jokes and I fear they thought it was cool telling the,. :not_ok:

That was the 80s ... Nothing nice except the consoles.

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Old 24-07-2005, 10:51 AM   #110
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Originally posted by swiss@Jul 24 2005, 12:48 PM
two skyscrapers sit in a basement as suddenly an earthquake comes down the stairs. says the fist skyscraper to the second "HEy I am afraid!". Says the second "No prob, I 've got a yoghurt in my bag".
You need to understand the absurdity of it...

It's like this one:

A farmer sees a cow on top of an apple tree.
"Hey cow! What are you doing up there?"
"Eating cherries."
"But cow, this is an apple tree."
"I know, I brought my own cherries in a bag."
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