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![]() Two blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would have seen it!
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![]() Two blondes walk down the street.
The middle one falls in a hole. |
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![]() Two men were scrubbing the decks of a ship. One says to the other:
"where's the soap?" The other replies: "Yeah it sure does" Read it out loud to yourself. |
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![]() I dont get that one... explain?
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![]() I have t3h \/b3R 1337 j0k3!
A man walks into a pub - Ow! |
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And as you are scrubbing the soap wear's out, so he replies "Yeah it does". As you can see it is a very bad joke and deserves it place in this thread. |
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![]() A: How much?
B: 15. A: What do you mean '15'? B: What do you mean 'how much'? |
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![]() two skyscrapers sit in a basement as suddenly an earthquake comes down the stairs. says the fist skyscraper to the second "HEy I am afraid!". Says the second "No prob, I 've got a yoghurt in my bag".
Hahahahah ... Never really understood this one. My sister told this over and over agaun in the mid-80s. They called it anti-jokes and I fear they thought it was cool telling the,. :not_ok: That was the 80s ... Nothing nice except the consoles. cheers, swiss |
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It's like this one: A farmer sees a cow on top of an apple tree. "Hey cow! What are you doing up there?" "Eating cherries." "But cow, this is an apple tree." "I know, I brought my own cherries in a bag." |
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