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This is the second bad joke thread that I have seen. I'd have to say that it definately deserves itself as the worst joke ever. :bleh:
A man looking depressed is looked upon by another man. The man (gazing upon) asks the depressed man what he is so gloomy about, and the depressed man says, "I suck". The man says, "Why do you suck?". The Depressed man says, "I have no life, I've never gotten any women, and I couldn't lift weights to save my life. I don't have a job, and my mother is probably going to toss me out of the house". Then the man realises he is talking to his bathroom mirror. There's a sucker born every minute, and you were right on time! |
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The 0 to the 8
"Hey, nice belt!"
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A man walks into a bar. Ouch
A dyslexic walks into a bar. Couch A dyslexic walks into a bra A mute man walks into a bar A woman walked into a bar and asked the barman for an innuendo. So he gave her one How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Green fish Why didnt the eskimo laugh at the joke? Because inuit
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04-04-2006, 04:27 PM
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Guy walks into a bar with a block of asphault under his arm and say "I'll have one drink here and I'll take one for the road."
A pirate walks into a bar with one of those ship's stearing wheel in his pants... na, you've heard that one before. A piece of string walks into a bar... oh you've heard that one before too. |
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04-04-2006, 04:54 PM
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05-04-2006, 01:27 AM
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A lady of negotiable affection, a drug dealer, and the pope walk into a bar. The pope looks around, startled, and exclaims:
HELP! I am in the wrong joke! |
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Ba-Doom-Chhh
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why is 6 afraid of 7?
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Cuz 7-8-9!
(cuz seven ate nine!)
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wa-hay
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