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[Tervez]

Granted. You get paid in bad luck, which by the way is in inflation, so you get LOTS of it.

I wish that I could change matter into another kind of matter.

[Sebatianos]

You can, but now something's the matter with you.

I wish I could change a meter into a beater.

[Mousazz]

Originally Posted by Sebatianos

You can, but now something's the matter with you.

I wish I could change a meter into a beater.

Your wish is granted, but you BEAT your mother for having walked around so much just to get somewhere because there aren't anymore lenght units.

I wish I would know what I would wish if I knew what I would wish.

[Mighty Midget]

Granted, you now know exactly what you wish for, and the though of getting it is driving you into a manic bliss. Unfortunately, you haven't got a clue what it was you wished for.

I wish I'll keep on walking

[Tervez]

Granted. You keep on walking... walking on the road... walking on the beach... walking on the bottom of the lake... wait, what?

I wish for a pet alligator.

[dosraider]

Granted.
And you also get its 200 bro and sis from that huge nest.
And parents.
And grandparents.
They are hungry, watch your fingers .... oh shame, too late, tssssssss.

I wish the weatherforecast for this week would be a bit better.

[Mighty Midget]

Granted, it is a bit, but just a bit, better than the weather on Jupiter. Weeeeeee!

I wish I could

[dosraider]

Granted, with the help of a lot of viagra, you can.

I wish it was good weather on Jupiter.

[Mousazz]

Originally Posted by dosraider

Granted, with the help of a lot of viagra, you can.

I wish it was good weather on Jupiter.

Indeed, It is great weather for every type of aliens who live on gas giants:laugh:.

I wish that the old abandonia never was reseted.

[dosraider]

Granted, it simply vanishes.

I wish einartass would stop the needless quoting of the previous post. :cheesy: