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A: What's the todays date?
B: Look on the newspaper. A: But it's from yesterday! That must be the worst joke i've ever heard!(if i spelled wrong, correct me(the joke)) |
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25-07-2005, 06:36 PM
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It's like this one: A farmer sees a cow on top of an apple tree. "Hey cow! What are you doing up there?" "Eating cherries." "But cow, this is an apple tree." "I know, I brought my own cherries in a bag." [/b][/quote] Here is another one: Two cows sitting on an electric fence and are knitting a pullover. Suddenly a dog come flying by. Says the first cow to the second: Wow, amazing! --- Or this one: Two cows sitting on a tree and are knitting a yoghurt. Says the first cow: "It's christmas tomorrow, are you going to it ?" Says the second: "No, I open a tin." ... whatever ...  cheers, swiss |
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25-07-2005, 09:28 PM
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The worst jokes (originally told by Fuzzy the Bear - from the Muppet Show):
What do we lose when we wake up? Dreams. Why do the birds fly south for the winter? Because it's to far to fly. What will you be, when you grow up? Taller. Why is a man carrying a case and a ladder? To take his case to the higher court. While the mall was being robbed the police covered all the exits. The crooks escaped through an entrence. How does a baloon greet a needle? "Hi killer." |
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27-11-2005, 12:42 PM
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Heres my nomination for the worst joke ever
Man Who Stands On Toilet Is High On Pot. Also if you like slightly distasteful jokes. Virgin just like balloon, one prick all gone! Secretary not permenant until screwed on desk. 
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27-11-2005, 12:54 PM
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LOL
Oh I missed this thread. There's just something about really bad jokes that makes them so damn good. |
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27-11-2005, 01:16 PM
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Why did the monkey fall from the tree?
Because it was dead. Why do elephants have red eyes? So they can hide in cherry trees. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No, they hide too well. Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him. Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber. A rabbi and an elephant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?" |
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27-11-2005, 01:22 PM
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:roflol:
Oh these are just gold...
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[14-12, 16:08] TotalAnarchy: but the greatest crime porn has done is the fact that it's all fake and emotionless, that's why I prefer anime hentai frankly |
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27-11-2005, 01:24 PM
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Johnny, Jack, Jim and Bob were on a roof of the skycraper. Suddenly Johnny pushes Bob over the edge.
Jack looks down. Jack: I tought that Bob knew how to fly. Jim: He never heard about it. Johnny: Neither have i. |
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27-11-2005, 01:28 PM
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A man worked at the paper factory. He lost his job when the company folded.
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27-11-2005, 01:37 PM
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whats the easiest way to get elephant from cherry tree?
put him on a leaf,then wait for autumn |
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