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[Pellaeon]

With a smiling face like , I go in there with a lawn-cutter and remove all the dead roses, and I replace them with living tulips. But not ordinary tulips! Once these tulips have a sexual reproduction (yes, plants do that, but not in a human way), these tulips become... Space aliens.

[Yes Or Nay]

God bless, I arrive before the tulips actually reproduce and have Lawrence, the giant chicken, eat them.

I build a miniature replica of New York.

[El Quia]

It is so small, that ants take it to their colony and give it to the larvae to play with it.


I build a rock with papier-mâché.

[Pellaeon]

The ants find out that your papier-mâché rock is yumeeee so they take it away.

I leave the hill free.

[El Quia]

OMG, the void!

By building a cheese cottage I both build something and destroy your vacuum.

[Pellaeon]

Information spreads quickly, not only at humans. Just before you'd know, the cheese cottage is overwhelmed by mice and eat the last of it. Poor chameleon now must find another cheese to live in.

I build a Macrosoft factory on the hill, which starts production immediately, spreading a malware called 'Nyista' all over the world.

[El Quia]

It goes into bankruptcy.



I build a museum of old games.

[Pellaeon]

The museum decides to close its gates because it cannot withstand the concurence called 'Abandonia'.

I plant a grass on the hill.

[aarne]

I nuke the hill and build my fart on the hill

[Pellaeon]

If you mean 'fart': I use a small match to ignite the hill - metane (CH4) burns pretty well - and so the hill is under my control.

If you mean 'fort': I send in my elite spy to inicite a revolt. The spy moves out, reports, and only a few minutes later everyone kills each other inside the fort. One remains, but that person dies in his wounds. The rest is the work of the stonemasons.

Soooo, the hill is mine, so I start to mine!