Drinking a bucket of super genius vodka infusion
You will need:
1 1/2 liter good quality Vodka
1 pineapple
1/2 watermelon
2 baskets strawberries
6 cans of 7-Up
A suitable bucket
First, cut all pineapple and fruit so no rind of any kind is left behind. Wash and rewash the watermelon, pineapple, and strawberries. Cut the strawberries into halves, the pineapple and watermelon into bigger than a bite-sized pieces.
Put all the fruit into the bucket. Start with strawberry or watermelon, as they are more fragrant and will gather more taste at the bottom. Pour vodka over fruit until covered. Add all the 7-up and mix well. Then leave to infuse for at least a few hours.
Enjoy! And remember, drink responsibly!

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