I have an idea for a forum game.

I will tell a story, then il give three options. Choose one of the options and continue the story.

I will begin.


"You wake up in your bed. Youre wearing your pyjamas and youre carrying nothing. What do you do?"

A. Go to the kitchen and open refridgerator
B. Go to the bathroom and take a shower
C. Keep sleeping


Note: If our hero dies, the game will be restarted in a new place.

B, go to the bathroom and take a shower.

While in the shower, I play with a rubber duck. I also make sure I scrub behind my ears, and do a routine check of my privates.

(um...don't get upset boys, but I think you misunderstood the rules ;) )

I finished showering so I go and have a breakfast.

a, I make toast
b, I make scrabled eggs
c, I make cereal

A make a toast

what will i do with that toast?

a. eat it
b. throw it out of window
c. buy new car for it?

eat the toast. Then I realize that I'm late for work, so I gotta hurry. I...

a, walk to work
b, go by car
c, catch a bus

walk to work. On the way to work, I

a look at the local fair
b listen to a reverend
c meditate

C.Meditate

your boss shouts at you, what you do?

A.Jump out of the window
B.Keep meditationg
C.start shouting at him

Keep meditating.

The boss follows my example and soon

a the whole department is singing UUHMMMMM
b a clown comes in and disrupts our mental floating practises
c the boss, in his trance, admits he wants to be a little princess and we quickly dress up like medieval characters

so a clown comes in and starts jumping around the tables, honking madly and squirting fish oil in peoples eyes with a little flower.

a ) attempt the impossible (try to ignore him)
b ) get everyone to gang up on him and throw him ou the window
c ) follow suit and grab some custard tarts from the food trolley