Best quotes thread!
 

Beware people, in this thread the funniest, worst, and overall memorable words will be logged!

"My speed is only equaled by the swiftness of my enemy's fall."

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A bit cocky isn't it :P

"A true friend stabs you in the front"
-Oscar Wilde.
" Life is pain, if anyone tells you otherwise, they're either lying or selling something"
-Princess Bride
(I'll be back with more, :wink: )
-Sean

"The end justifies the means"
"It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both."
"It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver."

Thats Nicolo Machiavelli for all you culturless barabarians!

"I don't know what World War 3 will be fought with, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Albert Einstein.

"each human is a wolf for other human..." unknown

"It can go any whorse then straight to hell" //Titan

Chiselled into the headstone of a hypochondriac: "I told you I was sick".

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." - Francis Roberts.

"Good morning, doctors. I have taken the liberty of removing Windows 95 from my hard drive."
-The winning entry in a "What were HAL's first words" contest judged by 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY creator Arthur C. Clarke.

"All men are gods."
- Jesus Christ

Okay these are selected from my collection of quotes:
To be prepared for war is the most effective means of preserving peace. (George Washington)
You can't say civilization don't advance. For every war, they kill you a new way. (Will Rogers)
No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards dying for their country. (Patton)
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.(Tom Wilson)
You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.(Mahfouz Naguib)
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.(Doug Larson)
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.(Doug Larson)
Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.(Elbert Hubbard)
The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.(Oliver Wendell Holmes)
He dares to be a fool, and that is the first step in the direction of wisdom.(James Gibbons Huneker)
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.(Socrates)
A prudent question is one-half of wisdom.
I'm not afraid of death; but dying scares the hell out of me.(Jack Cleary)
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
The idea that is not dangerous is not worthy of being called an idea at all.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.(Albert Einstein)
Any fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius-and a lot of courage-to move in the opposite direction.(Albert Einstein)
History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided.(Konrad Adenauer)
Life is a long lesson in humility.(James M. Barrie)
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.(John Barrymore)
Myths are public dreams, dreams are private myths.(Joseph Campbell)
The best way to predict the future is to create it.(Peter F. Drucker)
A cynic is one who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.