Okay, I just started this topic because I want to know how long it will last.

I am going to start a story, and you guys have to continue it. Only one rule: no spamming, no getting off topic and you can't end the story


Okay, here goes:

Nigel Nutsack is the average working guy. He is 27 and has a beergut from spending many long nights partying with his friends. He wakes up one day and finds a note on his bedside. Picking it up, he starts to read it.....

He then reads the classic line :

"I'd like to spuriously increase my post-count with some ideas I've read elsewhere", says Indignus IV.

There's already one of these. Look a few topics below.

Sorry. I don't look at every single stinking topic, you know. Now that I've started it, can we please just try and continue it instead of just throwing it away?

He reads:

"Nigel Nutsack, your grandfather just died at the age of 146 and you have to come to Malawi to read his will and pay your respects. Love, Dick Ball, your favorite Lawyer." :D

Well this is smutty and unecessary.

Blablablabla I CANT HEAR YOU!

"Mr. Nutsack then boards a tram to the airport. Halfway there, the tram stops for absolutely no reason at all...."

And the tram blows up killing not only the people in this book, but the whole fictional universe that has been 'created' so far.

Nigel is brought before the feet of god. "I will give you another chance" says the almighty lord. But you have to do this.....

"You have to blow up the universe, so that I can keep you in a ludicrous prison where nothing happens at all".

"I cannot carry out this task" claims Nigel Nutsack.
"That's okay, I was only joking" says God.
"What you have to do is this. There is a young man with the internet nickname PrejudiceSucks over in England. You must go and teach him the meaning of the word 'polite'. For that, I will let you live again."
"Thank You!" Says Nigel.....

And then he said 'actually, I'm going to shove that whiny 13-year-old Indignus's keyboard right up his own arse for being unpleasand and starting a scrap with him'.

Sorry if this is breaking all of the tension that you had created.