I'm New Here
 

Hello everybody. I've been addicted to this site for some time now, finding a lot of great games! I also like Abandonia Reloaded, great place for freeware.

What I'm wondering is why I have to give my name and location. I'm concerned about how my location is publicly viewable on my profile, so I set it to Afghanistan or something. I'm thirteen, and somewhat of an internet celebrity (Google Freezepop's JEM! and you'll see me) so that thing I'd like to remain private.

But hi everyone! Jes thought a should become a member.

BY THE WAY, FLASHBACK ON HERE IS GLITCHED! The Level Two midlevel copy-protection makes it so that the man you are escorting thinks you haven't finished, and there is no way to get out of the restricted area. Dang glitched copy-protection cracks!

The copy protection on L2 acts that way ONLY when you give it the wrong answer. Read the text file with notes about how to use the crack, please.

Welcome to Abandonia :idea:

We don't care. Period. If you wanna be part of Abandonia, you leave your celebritism at the door. We are out of red carpet and champagne at the moment, so we can't court you like we should, sorry about that ;):laugh: Everybody starts with a clean slate here, not matter who your are.

Other than that, welcome to AB, Chris! :nuts:
Have a fun time with us, and the cool classic games (...and the weird people who love them :p) Oh, and don't worry about privacy, we are like a family here. You can even look at our real names and pictures at the threads above in 3xBlah if you like. There hasn't been a single abuse ever since the site has born, so we are so keeping an eye on you, dude. (j/k)

Anyway, care to tell us what are you so a big celebrity in? I'm curious as ever.

I do want to leave my celebritism at the door. It's giving me hell on Newgrounds (where I hosted my video). Nobody would DARE speak to me on their forums, and they're all idiots anyways.

It's just I don't want my real location viewed ANYWHERE. Not on the Internet. So I didn't give you my real location for that purpose. Is that okay?

As for my celebritism...

I filmed a video of me dancing and lip-syncing on my bed (in the morning, fully clothed, G-Rated) to Freezepop's cover of the Jem and the Holograms theme.

The link is http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/420056. I recommend you click pop-up. Given how this exploded across the website once it got front page, there have been eighty thousand views and many tributes/parodies. Most of them suck, but they all have higher scores.

Most Newgrounds users really, really hate that video. Part of the reason being is that Newgrounds is a Flash Portal, and my video isn't much of a Flash (read: cartoon). With all the death threats and sick perv messages I've been getting about it, I want to protect my privacy as much as possible.

Clear things up?

Welcome Chris :)

Also, ignore they nasty newgrounds comments, and don't watch that video when you're 16 ;)

It's lovely to have you with us.

Welcome :)
Oh my, a real internet celebrity amongst us!
I've been a fan of you my whole life!

What the hell is going on in here, welcome to the site.

Your life has only been the two months since I submitted it? :laugh:

I did. I put the + in six times, and the copy protection popped up three times. Afterwards, it just dropped me back in the room I was in instead of teleporting me to the right place. I could try again... but... nahhhh...