I am working on a little project, and I need to have a few russian dialogues between a few communist super-ninjas. If anyone is able to provide a few good sayings they think two communist super-ninjas, one the leader and the other a minion, would say to each other, it would be very much appreciated. Yes, I could probably fake something or do poor russian accents with english dialogue, but I like to be authentic.

I'm not communist, so I don't think I am able to create those dialogs. But if you can do them in English, I could translate them in Russian and send to you Russian text.

The largest of my troubles is I cannot read Russian text, haha, thus is my dilemma. Would you be able to write them phonetically?

Why not? That's not a problem. Though, as you understand, not 100% compatibility guaranteed. :)

Ah, mahvelous. Anything is better than nothing at all. Hard being a director on a language you have no clue at all how to speak, eh? haha!