This game is simple.

Insult and stomp on the poster creep above you, and brown-nose yourself on the next poster

(even if it's tempting to let this out of hand, please stick to common forum decency ;) )

Of course you can do it. I LOVE your posts. Everyone you ever made!

You Sir are neither Mighty or a Midget. In fact I'm tempted to call you A Moderate Gentleman of Moderate Height!

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Your words are like honey, your posts like fine wine, and your avatar rivals the beauty of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling...



(incidentally, I wonder how long this thread will last, 'till it disintergrates into mud-slinging? ;) )

Youre saying that youre living in a big mango. OOooOOoh! How funny!! <_<

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I bet you go on lots of dates.

Yeah, you're right. Want a tip for your first date? Too bad there won't be any

I'm lost in your words' unfathomable wisdom. Please, honor me with your company

Never. Your company has the stench of the bourgiose about it.

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Please grace me with your fair words of wisdom. My internet is empty without you on it...

Idiot! Your modem is off!

My god youre awesome! Every word you type should be taken down in the history books!

edited for slowness :D

and every dirty word you ever made should be filed by the FBI

You simply stun me

The only "stun" you'll be getting from me will be done via a phaser, or perhaps a laser, it just depends on my mood :whistling:

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My mind and soul boggles at the glory that is you!

By the look of your unsteady walk, I'd say you see a giant tequila bottle

How refreshing. At last someone on this forum with decency

How true! You see, I like to provide a contrast to you.

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For you I would move mountains, cross deserts, swim oceans. I would do all of this (and more) just to read one of your posts...