Lets talk about some secrets!

Everyone has lied sometimes, right?

Lets talk about our biggest lies & secrets.

The last time i lied, was today.

I decided to cheat & not to go to school today. When my mom went to work (dad went two hourls earlier), i "accidently" lost my buscard to somewhere. Without my buscard, i couldnt go to school with bus.

However, there is only something about 5 km from my home to school, so i had to fake an injury. I will say that i falled from the stairs and my leg hurts when i walk. I will also "blade" a scar in my head and say that i got it when i felled.

Im a genius.

So, what about your lies & secrets?

well, I certainly wouldn't share them here now, would I :ok:

I stole some tic tacs when I was 7.

So now all we need is a printer, a quick check on where exactly Mr. J. "TheChosen" Ojala lives in lappeen Ranta, and a stamp.

1. Print TheChosen's message.
2. Write the address on the paper.
3. Add the stamp.
4. Mail the paper.
5. Enjoy the feeling of knowing that you have just ruined another teenagers life by telling their parents what they're up to. :)

I used a trainer in last mission of C&C two weeks ago.

a magician never tells his secrets.

Erm...Looks like Im the evilest of you...I stole few books :ph34r:

Uhmmm... well, I'm not so sure that your parents will believe you so easily :whistle:

Talking about me, when I was a child, I've stolen the felt pens (a box of 36, and no one discoverd me :ph34r: ) of a school companion, just to punish him for something :butcher:
That's evil enough...

*Goes to phone and calls TheChoosen's parents... :D

Oh the indecensy. You could have at least stoe the whole pack of them, not just some of them out of the pack :bleh:

Whenever I can I threw blocks at police :angel:

I once ordered something in a pizza place and left without paying (or eating), in retrospect it was a dumb thing to do...

actually i think that in our law you can do that. i mean you are allowed not to pay if food was bad. it's like when you make a complaint or claim in a shop only it's in a restaurant. it's ment to protect the customer.

but they probably don't wan't you arround later. :whistle:

Ive stolen some money to buy firecrackers :P

Oh and stolen some money from a bank but thats just between you and me.

I've stolen a computer from someplace I broke into. lso got a new keyboard, and a new boxfan from there... They had it coming to them, i'm not naturally evil :angel: Anyone know how to put games on an IMAC??? LOL i don't think it likes my games for windows...now i should move half of this post to the faq...but it links together so I don't know where to put it. Someone help me install games on this new Imac plz. :Titan:

Damn, you stole a computer?? :blink:
*moves mine to a safer place*

I was dared to steal a key-holder once.. I've told teachers I had to go to the doctor, when I was at the mall eating pizza. But I don't do that anymore, I'm a good gurl :)

I used to try and guess someone's VIP password and...my enemy's (in Steel Panthers, of course; guess who, oh mighty opponent who lost since his dog did not help him :sneaky: ) forum password. I don't do that anymore, since I got bored after a week of failed attempts.

I also lied my mom today that my C++ teacher was not at the school. Oh, well, I wanted to get home earlier. :ph34r:

I got arrested for stealing the cross off a local chruch.


I also got in trouble for taking a school computer and placing it in the parking lot so the pieces got run over.


I also got in crap for setting off a crate of fireworks in the school....

I got suspended for a few months for blowing up a teachers desk....

among many many other things.

@Midgit: :kosta: :king: :kosta:

WELL.... after Midgits confessions everything else looks like small fish ...


humm ... anyway. I stole about 1 DM (half an euro) from a bubblegum machine once ... *pffffft* evil ... :w00t:

and I cheated on my exexexgirlfriend ... with her cousin ... (10years ago) :whistle:

.... but @midgit ... w00t! all of our base belongs to you!

About all I got in trouble for was beating another kid over the head with a history book. Long story on that kid, but he deserved it.

If I wanted to cheat on my ex-girlfriend (which doesn't make sense to begin with) I'd have to find one of her (quite undesireable) friends as she doesn't have siblings or cousins. Something tells me thats just not worth it :D


I lie on a good basis though. And cheating at games that I have beaten is just another way to see what I can do with the game, which I do all the time as well :evil:

Me and my friend make fun of 6th graders on the bus. :ph34r:

It's the most hideously evil thing evar!

Got in a bar fight at 21 by making a biker angry, then another gang of bikers decided to jump in since I knew one of the leaders kids, and I ended up leading to a full scale brawl between two biker gangs. Got completely drunk, got out right before the police showed up, and had to be tied on the back of a female bikers bike while I got driven around town, that way I didn't fall off.

One time I used black Kevlar cable and put it on the back axle of a guys car...I pissed him off and drove off and he tried to take off after me and lost his back wheels.

Those are just two of my fond memorys of my young 20s LOL. Anyway now someone else level with us.

meh..i don't lie my mother..if i don't go to school i'll tell her if she asks...and when i go to school i kinda..sleep...cause i'm too smart :P

i never stolen anything..just an e-mail account :twisted: and i also flooded many people on the internet..and i'm gonna start flooding some CS servers any time now if i find out how :D

when i was a little younger i had a plastic gun with small plastic balls(kinda dangeuros) and i shot my friend in the back of his head...and i keeped him quiet too :D

the rest is too important to be told

I left the toilet seat up... :ph34r:

So that's who it was... :angry:


When i was about 11 or 12 and still living in Russia, me and my friend, hungry for some adrenaline, took a can of pepper spray, and went to one of the appartment compexes in our area, like this one here:
http://mariland.ru/modules/coppermine/albums/ola/2.JPG
Once we walked out of the elevator on the top floor, we just started yelling and running down stairs, as noisily as possible, spraying the can away.
The smart ones that opened their doors to check what's going on began to appreciate our joke, after grasping some air. When we ran out, we could barely stand it ourselvs, with tearing eyes and itching noses, we quickly left the area.
It was fun.

I have more, just don't want to write about them... :sneaky:

Oh the indecensy. You could have at least stoe the whole pack of them, not just some of them out of the pack :bleh: [/b][/quote]
Well actually I stole two packs. You know... one is never enough.

Uhm I killed a rat that attacked me with my bare hands... :tai:

You are dengerous, or you can thank to karate and judo training?! :D

I don't like to lie (unless is necessary)

Some thing I did as kid:

At age of 4 I've beated another kid and took his bike. (to impress my gf :D :wub: )
At age 7 cought while driving my dad's car. My dad was actually training me and he had to pay a ticket. :D
Was pissed off when my date at age 7 did not show up. Did not talk to her for a week. :ranting:
At the same age tried to measure temperature of our stove with our thermometar. (got it broken :))
At age 8 found guilty in the class for touching off gir'sl back. :wub:
...

When i was 3 I bit my friend in the back. He had to go to the hospital and get a shot.

In the fourth grade, I wanted to beat a girl, but... she managed to beat me :D :tomato: (well, she was two years older...)

I'm worried about this thread.
I'm worried about the people who have posted in it even more.

In pre-school I punched another kid in the nose.

Dl-ed music, old N64, NEW, SNES, the G one games, Didn't oay for my "trial" copy of winzip.

:bleh:

I beat the snot out of a kid once in seventh grade...I ended up breaking his nose, and three of his ribs...

I was so mad, I straddled his chest and tilted his head up, and punched him repetedly in the face, then jumped on his chest with my knees.

I almost killed him

Neither of us told on eachother.

You are dengerous, or you can thank to karate and judo training?! :D

I don't like to lie (unless is necessary)

Some thing I did as kid:

At age of 4 I've beated another kid and took his bike. (to impress my gf :D :wub: )
At age 7 cought while driving my dad's car. My dad was actually training me and he had to pay a ticket. :D
Was pissed off when my date at age 7 did not show up. Did not talk to her for a week. :ranting:
At the same age tried to measure temperature of our stove with our thermometar. (got it broken :))
At age 8 found guilty in the class for touching off gir'sl back. :wub:
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I am very dangerous, I've brutally killed more than a hundred bugs and ants too, but that wasn't as personal cause the rat had lived under my kitchen sink, terrorising and stealing food at night. Little bastard... I didn't WANT to kill it though, it was totally self defence, if I'd letten go it would have gone straight for the throat!

I've stolen plenty of things, I once walked out of a shop with a magazine (in plain view), When I was 5 I beat the sh*t out of some one in my old school, broke his nose and arm. I also beat up the headmaster of my old school :whistle:

Also while on holiday I bought an air rifle and shot a few people with it.. also broke a few windows

Nothing very serious, i`m a good boy. :angel:

-At the fifth grade a skipped one day at school. ( Oh, what a bastard i am!)

-I didn`t give in a guy on my class who stole some chocolate. ( Well, he`s a idiot, he`ll suffer the punishment in the future in some way.)

-And many, many random fights with my sister.

I didn't pay for my "Trail" copy of winrar!It's now used 2 years! :evil:

At age of 8 i thrown the teachers book out of the window!It fallen it the dirt!

In my school christian always beaten me.But with 10 i had enougt!I beaten the Sh!t out of him!Ripped shirt and stuff.No blood at all.Never seen him again! :ph34r:

at 11 i watched "The soldier james ryan :sniper: ".My mom said "Don't Watch that!" but i did it anyway.Same with Starship Troopers!Was Cool! :twisted: :guns:

I agree. It's sad to see people bragging about these things.

*I'm not bragging.*

Very recently, I stole about 15 markers from several people in my class and convinced them that someone else had stolen them (I didn't like him), and the next day one of the victims mysterically found 5 markers in his pencilcase...mwahahahaa.

*I'm not bragging.*

I once got into a biiig fight with a girl. I was 8 or so, and she insulted almost everyone in my family. Man, did she cry............I'm so evil.

*I'm not bragging.*

I once skipped a P.E. lesson because I forgot my stuff at home and didn't want the teacher to notice. So I just hung out in the cafeteria with a friend.

*I'm not bragging.*

I drank beer when I was 14, and smoked a cigarette. It was just one cigarette, but the beer.....I stopped counting.

*I'm not bragging.*

I'm very evil. You should all be disappointed. Veeerry disappointed.

*I'm not bragging.*



P.S.: I just wanted to point out I'm not bragging. :bleh:

Aren't you bragging? :blink:

Could it be possible that you are SO evil? :omg:

Everyone should fear you!!.....




.... :bleh:

thaats weak man=P .. :whistle:

Yeah right, you probably ended up like you described.

Now please brag a little, so we can tell you to stop bragging about not bragging :tease:

Well, my parents are very strict, so that's the one why you should even be disappointed. I haven't a cigarette since that one, and the beer...so what.... but when did you start? I mean, because you called it weak....

woah :blink: This is gonna be hard to reply to. I have so little that I hide.

Well, there's the fact half the games on my pc aren't exactly legally aqquired (Better shut up before I get nuked for warez talk)

There's the time a girl I liked started going out with a guy, a week later she was spending 6 hours a night talking to me, spending more time with me than him at school, and so on. She also dumped him yesterday. She spent 2 hours online moaning about him.
Not my fault that I happen to have all the music she likes, and talk to her more often than him.. :whistle:

This guy also skipped the rest of the day at school after she broke up with him. (Sucks to be him)

i dont smoke, becouse i dont like it.
and i had soft drink as beer in 11-12 too(simmilar)
but i said "weak" becouse there s nothing strange or special bout it

mmmm Vodka !

I see. In fact, I think the average age to start smoking in my city is 11. Sucks.
The soft drink....was that one time and never again until a certain point or did you
start drinking regularly at 11-12? :blink:

I don't drink (only coke) i don't smoke, i don't steal!

(Well, with games it's the same as by Danny252, but only if they are older than 1996).

But sometimes i get VVEEEEEERRRRRRYYYYYYY angery.

:ranting: :wall: :pissed:

Like this.

But most of the time i am friendly and funny......well i am Svejk at all.


I do not think i am dangerus...........but maybe i'm wrong.... :rifle: :karate: :boxing: :guns:?

No i'm sure right!

Watch the smiley content there.

I see. In fact, I think the average age to start smoking in my city is 11. Sucks.
The soft drink....was that one time and never again until a certain point or did you
start drinking regularly at 11-12? :blink: [/b][/quote]
i of course wasn't drinking regularly, nor iam now

That's what I figured. Anyone who started drinking regularly at the age of 11 would probably have some longer posts in this thread :sneaky: