Post your favorite practical joke that you've ever done, have seen done, or have had done to you!

At Band camp this last year, my cabin partner had a black light. As most of you probably know, certain bodily fluids appear under a black light. We took it to one of the other cabins and called "INSPECTION!" and everyone gathered around while my partner went from bunk to bunk checking their sleeping bags and pillows. While everyone was distracted, I took a slice of an orange, and squeezed a bit of the juice onto one of the guys pillows and inside the sleeping bag. When my cabin buddy got to that bunk, everyone was thoroughly grossed out by the MASSIVE amouts of "bodily fluids" that appeared on the guys pillow and sleeping bag under the black light. Apparently citrus looks the exact same as certain "bodily fluids." Hehe :ok:

Niiice heheh nicenicenice! I love it!!


Ok, best practical joke....Well, I had a friend who's dad was really freaky about his computer. One little error message, and he calls up the technical help line, and MAKES them fix it, even if fixing it would mean clicking OK, and that's it.

What we did, was we made an error pop up, (one of those "cannot delete file, file's in use" ones, and hit printscreen and edited what it said in paint to read "Fatal System Error Del1101 Syste11010110111.dll.dll.dll.dll110101001" and pasted it onto a picture of his background. Then we saved that picture of the "fake error message in front of his background" AS his background when he wasn't home. Heh, it was so funny hearing him scream that it wouldn't go away, he couldn't click the ok or cancel buttons, and describing some bogus fake error message!!!!

It's old fashioned but fun.
We are at a camp for a field trip and we decorated 6 different people's faces with shaving cream while they slept.

I always liked putting saran wrap over the toilet. My brother would ALWAYS fall for it and have to clean it up. LOL

Similar to MBAS.
The secretary here LOVES to chat through messengers. Problem is, she often neglects work because of that.
So I made a print screen of an open messenger window on her screen, and replaced the background with it. Result? She was furiously clicking trying to switch to the window for about an hour.

One of my favorites,


ps, didn't make the picture myself (I wish it was my idea though)

My two favourites:

-For this one you need somebody completely devoid of braincells (there was this girl... :whistle: ). we took her cell phone and switched the language from Slovene to English (and she hardly knows any english at all).
She quickly switched the language back, but every SMS we sent her - we sent in English claiming, that we've written it in Slovene.
She took the phone in for repares, because it automatically translated messages to English...

-At a small private party.
There were 5 of us at a small cottage in the mountains (the parents of one of them owned it). We had a little picnic there (barbeque lunch), and lot's of alchohol (naturally). So this guy (he drunk a bit too much) went in to sleep it off. He slept until it started getting dark. We went in and blocked out all windows - so there would be absolutely no light in there (there was no electricity anyway - we had some gas lanters) and pretended we're playing cards.
When he woke up (slightly hung over) he could only hear us play (and we behaved as though we can see normally), but he couldn't see a thing. We convinced him that he became blind from drinking too much. He was panicing and ran out (and he saw the stars... what a relief for him). I got the idea for this one, from my dad - they did this to another guy while serving army duty - so there are times when my dad is really my role-model :D .

Another one from the army, a friend frien was doing his service, and one day he was ordered to clean the toilets. So he cleaned all the toilets and made one of them clinical clean, went to the kitchen, got some chocklate pudding. Smeared it around in the toilet and waited. When the liutenent doing the rounds saw this he yelled "WHAT IS THIS" and the guy who did it, took some pudding from the toilet, stuffed it in his mouth, tasted it, went down again, took some more and tasted it, and said "crap, liutenent" while snapping to attention. The liutenent stormed out of there screaming "THERE WILL BE A REPORT ON THIS". The liutenent went to the captain, told him what has happened, and the captain laughed his guts out beacuse he understood that is was a joke.


///MJ

A classic army practical joke:
Switching boots. You need a few people who have different shoe sizes and then you start switching boots with somebody who doesn't know what's happening - you might even try to convince him his feet are growing again (on daily bases). My brother and his friends were able to make three switches before the poor sap realized.
(personally I was never in the army :D - they introduced proffesional army and stoped with conscription just two monts before I'd have to go - aren't I a lucky basterd :bleh: ).

i like one of those endless background change jokes.i took a screen of my friend's desktop then I deleted all his icons and I changed his background to that snap.It was funny looking at him frantically clicking non-existing icons

another funny thing we made back at school was to distract some poor guy who doesnt know the smallest thing about computers during the free-internet hour,then put strong magnet we had just for this purpose on his monitor then turn it off and on again.usually there were no teachers there,and the guy was all scrared that he will must pay for the monitor

Here's one!

OK - not the best ever, but still :D

Your such a dweeb. :D

-Okay here is one my dad told me. When my dad was six years old he had a younger brother. One night my grampa had been drinking with some friends in their house. And they were all singing some old song untill they all passed out..... in the morning when my dad and his brother woke up grndpa and buddys were still sleeping... soo my dad knew that the first thing they old guys would do when they woke up was too find more booz in the house. So my dad and his brother took an empty wine bottle and filled it up with pee and soup that :angel: :angel: :blink: and hid it behind a door....but the first guy too wake up was grandpa and he was pretty hungover. My dad and his brother ran into they'r bed and waited so grandpa found the bottle and took a nice gulp.....and he spat it all out the pee and the soap ..........my dad got a nasty beating out of this :D

:tai: that's....just wrong man. :eeeeeh:

incredibly wrong...just...wrong...

Here's one I just remember: I invented a new word - popas. It doesn't mean anything, but we make everyone believe it's a rare illness. I just have to say that it's a black point behind an ear (noone can look behind the ear even if he/she looks at the mirror), and that it's very dangerous. Last time, my friend called her mom at home to check out, and mom was (of course) stunned! LOL

couple oldie but goodies..

1) The old good stripper/fat stripper switch. Have a guy on a chair, then a sexy stripper comes out and blindfolds him, then she leaves and the REAL stripper comes out and lap dances him (shes ugly and fat)

2) One time a at a part a friend passed out in the bathroom sitting on the toilet. We picked the lock and poured a whole jar of mustard on his head. After about a half hour when he woke up, he was freaked.

3) Want to be real mean, at a party pass out ex-lax to all the really drunk/high people who have the munchies and say its a candy bar.


mmm seems i have alot of party jokes LOL. must have did alot of partying in the past.

I had some kid pull the old "flaming bag of muck" one on me. I saw him hiding in the bushes by the side of my house. I picked up the bag and dropped it on his head.

Watched him run around and scream with his head looking like a little bonfire for, maybe, five minutes.


A really good one is to take some aspirin, shave off the serial numbers, and sell it as X. Watch people pretend to get high when they take it.

I got a wierd one. A friend of a friend works in a restaurant kitchen. When they come in for work, everyone has to change their shoes, and leave their own ones in a rack. One time, this guy took an ice cream tub and filled it partly with water. Then he took someone's shoes from the rack and placed them in the tub, and put the tub into the deep-freeze. Later, he removes the tub and puts the shoes back in the rack. The result is that the person comes back to find that the bottom of their shoes are encased in blocks of ice.

a certain member of our forum (who will probably try to remain anonimous, unlike myself) has just reminded me of an old joke that is well described on this site.

You mean R Havell? (that joke was in his old signature...)

like I said it's an old joke (propbly just a few days younger than public internet), for example opbserve yourself use it here (don't worry it's a real link this time :angel: )

Well.....Maybee i have to add something then......Are you a cool person??
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Something like that happened to my PC yesterday. I reinstalled DAEMON (long story) as it was near the end some error came up. Clicked OK and it went down to zero percent. As for jokes. That wallpaper error never seems to fail.

Alot, from using someone elses account to print out 99 pages of gay pornography on the schools computer system, to jamming fireworks into the bunsen burners, to the time I painted a swastika on the teachers little podium thing directly before he started ranting at us that he was "not the bad guy" in the class room. Or maybe when I glued a desk to the ceiling in art class, or took Terry Fox temporary tattoos (the kind that last 12 hours) and slapped them on peoples faces as they walked by. Or when the guys and I filled a blowup doll with helium and let it loose in the school, or when we set up random sophomores as grade 9 student reprisentative, or when we mixed laxative into the ketchup tub in the cafeteria, or when we locked the teacher out of the art hall and painted the whole room purple.... so many memories... so many suspensions...

sighning people up for gay porn spam can be fun.

Not really - that just says things about you... You perv :tease:

Not really - that just says things about you... You perv :tease: [/b][/quote]
Careful, now, you don't want him to sign YOU up for those spam mails?... Or do you? :blink: :bleh:

mybe this was just fun 'coz of the situation ...

Background: My boss bought the new Powerbook for me and it took 5 weeks to be delivered. So I was very nervous when they finally put the package on my desk.

Meanwhile: My collegues put the old slow and ugly powerbook into the package and all stood besides me saying "wow, finally you get you notebook!"

They let me hanging there for at least 20 minutes before telling me that they just hid the real powerbook. We had a lot of fun, though.

@seb
gay porn coming your way :bleh:

LOL

You sending me pictures of your self OMG? :tease:

Here's a personal favorite of mine:

During an Archeology field work, there was this freshman kid who really annoyed us, especially the girls. Basically, he was a sex-starved pervert :not_ok:
One day, me and some other guys and girls were chilling out in one of the rooms, when that guy comes in and asks the dude next to me:
''What are you reading?''
The dude looks at me, I look at him, evil smiles, and we both answer:
''We cant't tell you. It is for initiates only'' :evil:
Basically, my friend has some interest in wicca, magic, etc. And he convinced the freshman we had formed a Necronomicon Cthulhu-worshipping cult named ''The Army Of Darkness''. LOL
''Cool! I bet you guys get laid all the time'', said the freshman.
*heheheheh* ''Yes, we do'', I replied. LOL LOL LOL
''What do I have to do to join you'', he asked.
''hummmm....we have to discuss that among ourselves. I'll tell you tomorrow.''

The next day, five of us (including me) planned what we were going to do. Our goal was to scare the hell out of that jerk so he wouldn't approach us anymore...

So one of us comes up to him and tells him:
''We decided to accept you in our cult. You will participate in one of our orgies :D and ask the Great Devourer to possess your body :D ''
''COOL!!!'' said the freshman
''Alright, tonight at midnight go to your room and wait for us there''

Before midnight, we got some guys to take him out to a bar and distract him. Meanwhile, we opened the door to his room and drew some fake magical symbols on the walls and a pentagram on the floor, and placed some candles and a dog's skull we had found at a prospection site.

When the freshman arrived, half drunk and possibly stoned, his room was all dark excepting the candles. We were there waiting for him, and told him:
'' At last, you arrive. The Great Devourer requires a sacrifice of blood, and you have been chosen.''
''WHAT?! But I thought I was gonna join you!''
''Yes...you will join us....in death...mwahahahahaha :evil: ''

We convinced him it was the greatest of honours to surrender one's life to the Great Devourer and asked him to sacrifice some of his blood by cutting himself.

Naturally, he refused, left the room terrified...and left us alone for good.
The following day, we tried to convince him it was only a prank, but it took him two years to realize that :D :D :D


Now that I think about it, maybe we took it a little too far...but it did the trick :twisted:

I actually had to change my email account because of that kind of thing.

Two of my 'friends' signed me up for various playboy-related lark and the other signed me up for a www.page3.com email.

Arseholes...

Oh well, I guess nobody liked my joke... :ph34r:

nah, it was pretty fun. But it's either not true, or that guy is a complette J**a**.

It's true, I have witnesses. :ok: The guy was drunk and stoned. LOL

Also very fun (requires a CLEAN toilet, a bowl, some cherrybombs *not handgrenades* some teeth (your own)and "Peperkoek" (this stuff looks like Sh!t when you chew it... or diarrea if you prefer) First, buy 4/5 of these and chew them all so they look like This. Put it all in some bowl and blow up the bowl in the clean toilet (or just paste it with a brush... Blow-up works better, looks more real) Then tell *victim* to clean the toilet... Usually people start throwing up just by looking at it...